Sports is better than sex...

Sports is better than sex...

Gebadia Smith  //  

Dec 25 / 1:44am

What happened to Randy Moss?

How does a hall of fame player become a bit player over night?  One day he is catching touchdowns from brady and the next is ... well in Tennessee I think, not that I really know since he is so far off the public radar he might as well in Canada to the south of the US.  Muahaha..
Dec 22 / 6:26am

The curious case of Donovan McNabb

It is hard to know what to think about Donovan McNabb in Washington this year.  He hasn't exactly had the best of years which likely should not come as a shock having to change systems.  Jay Cutler looked horried his first year in Chicago and look at him now.   Brett Favre was brutal for the Jets and well the Vikings this year.  No idea how that fits it.  No idea if it is really all that hard to learn a new offensive system.  It certainly can't be easy.  It must make it easy to stay in the same system for an entire career.  Apparently I don't have a clue what I am talking about.  Like most fans I am just trying to spell the names write of the players and teams.  I guess not most fans cause most fans hopefully know how to spell better than me.  Dam you #twitter. 

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Dec 13 / 7:16pm

Tashard Choice only asked for Vick's autograph on TV so it would be easier to verify.

Tashard Choice is not a stupid man.  He knows as most of us do how hard it is to verify the signature on collectibles these days.  If he were to send Vick a letter asking for an autograph there is no visual evidence of Vick signing that autograph.  By asking for the autograph after the game Choice figured there would be a whole bunch of cameras on so it would be on TV.   A little Tivo which he was smart enough to set before he left for the game and Choice has his retirement fund.  Autographed game gear worn by all the star players in the NFL plus the game day tape showing the star players autographing the gear.  Not like the NFL is going to cover the brain damage that apparently happens every time you get hit in the head by a very mean 250 linebacker. 

They call me Gebawalky.. I use to be normal until sports fans and the media started taking sports too seriously and it fucked with my brain..

WHO gives a flying ... if the kid asks for an autograph.. get a life you idiots. 

Dec 13 / 1:15am

Linus Omark is just what hockey needs

Take a little marketing advice from the NBA.  To get people in an arena in warm climates you got to make the game exciting.  Meaning you have to get people out of their seats.  The spinorama by Linus Omark did exactly that and is exactly what the NHL needs.  All the old school, my sphincter is so tight, I shit diamonds ,need to STFU cause I prefer my hockey exciting.  I am so tired of these insecure hockey players afraid to be shown up.  If I were them I would care more about the bottom line, meaning you need to sell tickets to survive in any market.  A guy like Linus who gets on youtube is exactly the type of coverage which will put people in the seats. 

BTW from a hockey standpoint the move was brilliant.  It is not something as a goalie you are likely to practice much against.  The spin causes the goalie to lose sight of the puck as the player spins.  The distance between the goalie and player is reduced meaning the goalie has less time to get the angles right.  From the goalie's perspective Ellis doesn't really know where on the ice Linus is going to come out of the spin. 

Hopefully all the boring players which can't put people in the seats in the sunbelt will start to take notice.  It is a game, have some fun and grow a set cause Linus Omark has a big old set and he shouldn't change his game one bit. 

They call me Gebawalky.. I use to be normal until I was forced to watch a full hockey game which was less fun than bowling and it #FWMB   (fuckedwithmybrain) 

Nov 26 / 1:32pm

coaching tidbits for stupid people...

you have the make the person bigger than the team as a coach.  sounds wrong I know.  what I mean is as a coach you have to look at will help the person become a better man.  winning must always and should always come second to the long term health of your players both mentally and physically. 

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Nov 25 / 4:13pm

Does the fact Christy Martin was shot and stabbed by her hubby mean she is single?

Boxing

Gentlemen and "I am not gay but prefer women" ladies we have some exciting news for you.  Christy Martin someone I had never heard about who apparently was big in female boxing was shot and stabbed by her husband.  If I had bothered to read beyond the title I could tell you if she lived or died.   I am just going to assume they would of said murdered or killed had she died.  It wasn't that the article was boring to read.  I can't say for certain either way because I didn't care to read it.  It could of been the best read ever.  It is not my fault.  I was distracted at the babe in the photo who apparently bullets and knives cannot kill.  That is some monster DNA to pass on to the next generation.  I am going to have to get myself some of that DNA so I can have the manliest children ever created.  We will make a whole army of mutant boxing babies who will take over the world. 

Of course I am joking.. I just find it interesting that the women gets stabbed and this is the photo they show.  Almost as if getting stabbed and shot is a comical thing.  I guess I shouldn't expect much from the online world where basic human decency seem to be in short order.. you give a person the freedom to be who ever they want and they end up showing you the worst version. 

Gebawalky..

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Nov 21 / 7:38pm

Who is a bigger Turkey #brettfarve or #vinceyoung ... ?

Apparently Brett Farve really did not have a good time in New York.  We can only assume he was suffering from #blueballs which is why he sucked.  It is perfectly logical that the stress his sperm were having by the evolutionary features of the hot girl and the technology of the phone.  Have you ever been #brettfarved which is now what you call has a dude sent you a picture of his penis?  The thing is this likely has worked more than once for the guy.  Man Farve sucks this year as do the Vikes.  They have no running game and the best running back in the league.  Their defense that use to be so good has just been average this year.  Nobody respects the coach for selling out for a second year in a row.  In some ways fate is saying you can sell out once but the second time it will get you back. 

What can you say about Farve?  Sometimes great and sometimes stupid.  That last play against the Saints was just about as painful as missing a field goal in a year you go 15-1.   Minnesota has been inflicted with the curse of the Bambino who would of Punched Brett Farve in the face and wooed the hot girl and road into the night.  Here is a little advice don't show your penis if you are a superstar NFL QB cause each photo is worth a few grand.  Not to mention unless it is a porn penis no good can come from it cause then you can confirm you don't have the bigger dick. 

Then there is VC.. Vince Young who got excited again.  Give the kid a break.  People who are emotional often make mistakes when maybe they should stay calm.  It just takes a guy like Vince Young longer to figure out what type of man he wants to be.  Sometimes you need to fall down a 100 times before you final figure it out.  It is not how we fall that matters it is how we get up. 

Personally I would likely get Vince Young to backup Michael Vick in Philadelphia with Cam Newton as the 3rd QB/wide receiver.  Could you imagine the different things you could do with them 3 on the field at the same time?  I think the problem with runny QBs is they simply are being asked to run too many reps.  I think what you really got to teach these athletic type players is how to land right.  I always wonder how much time goes in to teaching players how to get tackled safety. 

Brett you are the biggest Turkey.. you are done.. stick a fork in me.. let Tavaris Jackson play.  What do you have in the kid?  That is the only thing that matters in Minnesota now. 

Nov 17 / 9:06pm

Tony Parker and 6 billion years of evolution are the reason for the divorce and alleged affair.

You almost want to laugh because it is so predictable.  Star athlete supposedly cheats on his wife.  This time it happens to be Eva Longoria who like every other hot girl gets old fast once your DNA has had a piece of that hot ass apparently.  What makes this hollywood juicy is the rumor mill is saying Tony Parker hooked up with Brent Barry's wife a teammate.  Now I will admit to not having a clue who Brent Barry is.  I don't really follow the spurs or even the NBA these days.  I use to until I started falling asleep during the games. 

The only thing you can do is laugh at this after Tiger Woods, David Beckham, Brett Farve and now Tony Parker the sweet talking French point guard.   It would be more of a surprise to me if a star athlete was actually faithful to his wife than if he cheated.  Maybe it is about time someone sat down with these women and said give your head a shake.  "Do you really think some guy who spends most of the time on the road with hot girls begging for sex is not going to feed his penis? "

The sad reality is women have no idea about the power of the 6 billion years of evolution hanging between a man's legs.  How the endorphins get released and it is almost as if you do no wrong until you do wrong and then it is too late to stop so you might as well keep doing wrong over and over and over again.  It is not tony's fault.. it is his penis..

Nov 15 / 5:58am

It has got to suck placing odds on NFL games this year

Does anyone feel comfortable with their superbowl pick?  I sure the heck don't as Farve and the Vikings seem lost.  Whatever happened to Peterson?  Whatever happened to the Vikings pass rush?  how is it every other team manages to beat Cutler into the ground but not the Vikes.. whatever happened to that Allen guy?

NFL is nuts this year.. 
Nov 14 / 11:56pm

How about a favicon to your website and how about the NFL?

It is a 16x16 image.. and if you can't get that right how will you get anything else right..  did you watch any of the games this week?  I didn't cause I am boycotting football.... but I read about it online and man o man who the heck do you pick to win it all.  Jets almost lose to the browns, are the 49ers any good?  So many questions.. this is my response to Haley the chiefs coach not shaking the Denver coaches hand.  Been fun, get a favicon.  favicon.cc  I am only telling you this for your own good cause if I would ever to meet someone in person who had a website with no favicon I would have to punch them in the face and say get a favicon stupid.  In a tabbed set up your favicon is your logo.